Penis song cartoon

John Dillermand diller is a Danish word for penis is a hapless, generally well-intentioned Everyman character who wears a red-and-white-striped onesie and just wants to go about his day doing regular chores. He wants to buy some groceries, go to the zoo, and do a little light gardening. Alas for poor Dillermand, at every turn, his penis gets in the way. It snakes through the hedges, where his neighbor nearly trims it with a pair of clippers. It grabs an ice-cream cone and then drops the ice cream on top of a traffic light, causing the light to short-circuit and snarl up traffic.

We aren't even two weeks into the new year, but it has already told to hold its beer. Because what's more appealing to children than a mustached man who glides through the sky with balloons attached to his giant schlong? The new series, which was reportedly developed for kids aged yes, seriously follows its phallic protagonist as he uses his heroic dong to tame lions, distinguish fires, and cook hotdogs for kids. No, that last one is not a pun. ADHD reworked the jingle into a bubblegum trance track that only serves to pour gasoline on the dumpster fire of a cartoon.

The animated show, which had its premier on Danish public serviced kids' channel DR Ramasjang on Saturday, revolves around the life of John Dillermand - the man with "the world's longest penis". The target audience for the show is children aged four to eight, and since its premiere it has raised more than a few eyebrows. Roughly translated, the theme song explains that John Dillermand has the world's longest penis "and there's nothing he can't do with it. The series shows Dillermand using his penis when he finds himself in need of a longer leash for his dogs, and it comes equally in handy when his neighbour needs help raising his flag.

John Dillermand , whose hero uses his prehensile phallus to perform tasks such as cleaning windows and uprooting an apple tree, has become a cultural phenomenon in Denmark and beyond during the past fortnight. The first few episodes are thought to have been viewed more than half a million times and the trailer has 1. DR, the Danish public broadcaster behind the show, said it had already been approached by foreign television networks interested in acquiring. Subscription Notification.