Even though felt like the longest year in the history of ever, it is somehow about to be over. In fact, most of us were probably ready to say goodbye to back in March. We're guessing that this year — perhaps more than any other year — you could use a good laugh to make sure you start the new year off on the right foot. That's why we found these jokes for you! Here are 26 New Year's Eve jokes that'll make for better conversation than sharing resolutions everyone knows you won't actually follow.
New Year jokes and funny quotes - drop the ball and raise a toast! Make it a comical celebration. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. I have to do it all over again??? It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
What better way is there to start off the New Year than with a laugh? Between making your champagne cocktails and a celebration-worthy New Year's Eve dinner , you're going to want to retell one of these cute jokes. You may not be able to celebrate with a wild New Year's Eve party like last year, but sending one of these to your nearest and dearest is the perfect way to let them know you're thinking about them in the New Year. After all, laughter really is the best medicine.
The best new year jokes Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. Vote: share joke Joke has More jokes about: new year , prison , racist. On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.