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Doing it wrong: 11+ deeply unsexy sex scenes
While others are curing cancer, starting Fortune companies or falling in love, I am laying on my stomach scrolling through the exact same tweets I read less than five seconds ago. But by far, the dumbest, absolute biggest waste of time ever was watching all of the Steven Seagal movies that are on Netflix. Seagal is … weird. Beyond his films, he is a black belt in aikido, and started an energy drink company, as well as a line of knives and other weapons. He also has released two studio albums and used to be a reserve deputy chief in Louisiana. Seagal is an avid Trump supporter which is fine, I guess , a lobbyist for a Russian firearms manufacturer less fine and a good friend and supporter of Vladimir Putin even less fine. In addition, Seagal has been accused by multiple women of sexual harassment, assault and even human trafficking.
But a truly bad sex scene is more than unconvincing. There are many ludicrously staged, libido-killing moments to choose from here some grinding atop a car hood strewn with broken glass comes to mind , but the only one anyone remembers is the first rendezvous between Madonna, a black widow accused of killing her elderly lover with her deadly-awesome vagina, and the smitten defense attorney played by Willem Dafoe. The Twilight series derives much of its energy from a traditional narrative source: Edward Cullen is a bad boy. He is dangerous. He is a literal vampire.
An American action film star, producer, writer, martial artist, guitarist and a reserve deputy sheriff. A 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, Seagal began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido Dojo in Japan. He later moved to the Los Angeles, California, area where he made his film debut in in Above the Law.