A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
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A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:. Becasuse both of those words mean penis.
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Get ready to LOL and share the laughter with these inappropriate jokes for adults. These dirty adult jokes are not for the workplace, hence the NSFW not safe for work warning! Also, keep away from curious kids, 18 and up, adults only! These are for those who enjoy lewd humor and enjoy the completely inappropriate jokes, sex quotes and other adult humor that must be kept away from the kids.
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